There is always a good wedding on show on a summer Saturday here and today was no exception except that it was good for some and not good for others.
Just as this happy couple were being properly confettied another couple arrived. The groom may have been a footballer (topical, as it was Saturday) because he arrived in a baby Bentley draped in a Sampdoria flag (Sampdoria are a local Italian premier team for non-footballing Bloggers) and wore a very bad shiny bronze suit and over gelled hair. When the second bride saw the first bride (or WAG) was getting all the attention she was very very miffed and stormed off catching her stiletto in a crack and tumbling over.
What's more (and sad) the first wedding had a lone figure, a young man of groom type age, observing from a distance and when the couple emerged from the church he could be seen to be upset and he slumped away down the hill, pausing once to look back.
This is the very same church where Wayne Rooney and Coleen got married. Mrs Hayes said it was Wayne and Colette. She always gets names wrong.
The lone figure was probably his brother thinking to himself, "Dave what have you gone and done?!?!"
ReplyDeleteWith regards to Wayne and Colette...not even Colette would date Shrek...or is it the other way round??..
Simon, I hope Colette didn't read that!
ReplyDeleteI doubt she will so phew.
I think there is a sadness to that post.. i think that the man (lone figure) might have wanted to be the one to get married to the bride and not just be the spectator..who knows. But on another note, im sure thats where Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes got married too
ReplyDeleteSarah
ReplyDeleteI am sure you are right. He certainly looked very very sad.
Also Rod Stewart may have got married, again, there recently. He certainly honeymooned here last time we were here.
Simon
ReplyDeleteYour author needs to make it clear that Mrs Hayes
was not confusing the WAG Coleen with our distinguished
Regional Partnership Manager.
Mrs Hayes is just not good with names, your author's included
Your author needs to be clear on this or his life will be over